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Joke of the Day
"Mom, what is a transvestite? -Ask uncle Yvonne."
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"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"
"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."
"What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding."
"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."
"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"
"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."
"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"
"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."
"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."