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Joke of the Day
"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"
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"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."
"[Spanish w/ translation] Cual es es la risa mas picante? Ahi Ahi Ahi Translation: What is the spiciest laugh? Pepper pepper pepper"
"Why are planes strong? Cuz they can lift."
"Man's March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work."
"The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother"
"One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes. But I think he was just being koi."
"Happy National Alienate Several Friends By Calling One Friend Your Best Friend Day."
"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"
"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."