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Joke of the Day

"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"

"*watching Dateline* wow this is the worst dating show ever"

"IAN: I broke my leg once ME: I've never broken a bone, touch wood [touches wood] THE UNIVERSE: THIS MAN WILL NEVER BREAK A BONE"

"There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you."

"A dyslexic man walks in to a bra..."

"What's the dirtiest language? Latin, its absolutely filled with *cum*."

"Jail is a prison term. And that was a prison sentence"

"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""

"Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages."

"An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog."