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Joke of the Day

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"

"If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"

"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."

"I'm sorry I ran over your dog but in my defense I was texting! You're being awfully judgemental for someone who can't even see."

"I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine."

"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"

"Every time I watch cartoons I imagine how badly they must reek of B.O. because they're always wearing the same thing."

"A Bitter Cold Day Q: What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day? ... A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey"

"I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history."