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Joke of the Day

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"

"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."

"Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries."

"It sucks that Mary and Joseph couldn't get a room at an inn..... but what were they expecting not having a reservation on Christmas Eve of all nights!"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet"

"I painted the garage with my girlfriend yesterday Now I can't get the paint out of her hair."

"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."

"12: I hate school. Me: Hey! Perk up! Years from now you'll look back on this as the best time of your life! 12: Now you're just being mean"

"What do you call a make-believe country for wizards? A magi nation"

"I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie."