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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave."
Next Joke
"Have you ever seen something and just wanted to devour it? Anyways I lost my job as a gynecologist today."
"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
"Pope John Paul is being sainted. What a snub to Pope George Ringo."
"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"
"If a quiz is quizzical what is a test?"
"So the other day I went to the zoo There was only one animal there. A dog. It was a shuit tzu"
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"
"Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power."
"Not all men just want a relationship for sex. Some want their ironing done too."