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Joke of the Day

"What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus"

"Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video? Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up."

"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"

"Have you ever noticed women say men only have one thing on their mind? Yet women constantly ask us what we're thinking."

"There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other: ""You go on a head..."""

"Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a Wedding Cake!!"

"Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets."

"June is over? Julying."

"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"