165309
Joke of the Day
"Anybody here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"
Next Joke
"I'm in a very serious relationship with Batman. My beloved Baeman."
"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"
"Normally I hate those trashy, fake, rigged reality TV shows... But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway."
"What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes? I need some for tonight."
"How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bear minimum"
"A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!"
"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"
"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"
"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"