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Joke of the Day

"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"

"My wife said she is leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock."

"My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty- -I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.)"

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."

"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"

"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"

"Why do ghosts get invited to parties? Because they always bring boos."

"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."

"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."