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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."

"Why are men typically smarter than women? They come across more things."

"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."

"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"

"The definition of an oxymoron /r/Productivity"

"There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday."

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An ImPASTA!"

"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."

"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."