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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."

"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"

"Pro Tip: don't fall asleep during the middle of an argument with your spouse over whether or not you pay attention to her."

"Ways to win my heart: 1) Be cute 2) Be kind 3) Be cheesecake"

"I Masturbated so well last night That when i woke up this morning my dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast!"

"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."

"TIL ninjas only have sex in the dark... That way you can't see them coming."