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Joke of the Day
"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"
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"What do you call haunted titties? BOOOOOBIES!"
"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."
"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."
"My angry wife controls everything. She even said I had to stop eating candy at work... ... so I had to fire her"
"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""
"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""
"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."
"I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn."