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Joke of the Day
"Why are men typically smarter than women? They come across more things."
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"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers."
"Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick!"
"Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."
"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"
"""They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"" ""So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"""