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Joke of the Day
"Why are men typically smarter than women? They come across more things."
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"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."
"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."
"What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong."
"I made you brownies Me - I made you apology brownies. Her - Oh... I don't like chocolate. Me - I know, I'm not that sorry."
"Two atoms are walking down the street... One of them says, ""Oh my. I think I've lost an electron."" And the other says, ""Oh my God! It's a talking atom!"""