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Joke of the Day
"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."
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"I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg ""Dooooooooon't."""
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?"
"Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist? Because he was sketchy."
"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."
"How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor."
"Me: I'm too full to eat anymore. Food: Are you sure. Me: No."
"[1st date] Her: so u play piano? Him: yep Her: is it hard? Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock Her: I meant playing piano Him: oh"
"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"