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Joke of the Day
"Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do It's just that most people don't have thyme."
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"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""
"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."
"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"
"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."
"Why do Bay Area gamers like Pier 39 Modern wharf air"
"""I hate this quilt."" - my wife, a person capable of hating a quilt"
"Where are you most likely to drown? *Deepends*"
"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth. -the daily show"