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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"

"Some people have 32 teeth. Others have 10. It's simple meth."

"I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are."

"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"

"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."

"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."

"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."

"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."

"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"

"Tried to leave a voicemail for my mom but she picked up. I was forced to drop my phone into my purse and shake it around for 10 minutes"