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Joke of the Day
"Where are you most likely to drown? *Deepends*"
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"What do you call an intelligent Saudi Arabian woman? Target practice"
"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."
"North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))"
"Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side."
"[at ER] ME: my stomach hurts. DOC: have you been able to eat anything today? ME: yeah, like 75 pieces of pizza."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Oxidation"
"I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say ""no."""
"One did one redditor say to the other? Heard it."
"How does an Australian shave? Rise up lights"