193957
Joke of the Day
"Where are you most likely to drown? *Deepends*"
Next Joke
"Why did the cat go to the doctors? Because it wasn't feline well"
"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."
"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? a GladHeAteHer"
"So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
"Went to the doctors yesterday, suffering from premature ejaculation... ... doctor said, ""This must be very stressful for your wife"". I replied, ""To be honest, it's getting on her tits""."
"Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key."
"I hired a hitman to kill the wife. He said, I'll shoot her just below the left nipple. I replied, I want her dead, Not fucking kneecapped"