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Joke of the Day
"""Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."" --William Shakespeare (i think)"
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"I just used ""volumizing"" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same."
"Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!"
"Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash."
"I'll throw corrosive acid in the face of anyone who casually glaces at my computer screen while passing my cubicle."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"
"If you say ""Starbucks"" in the mirror 3 times, a girl in yoga pants will appear, steal your hoodie and tell you the best things about Fall."
"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"
"""Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."" I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile."
"What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated!"