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Joke of the Day
"""Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."" --William Shakespeare (i think)"
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"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."
"[identifying body] Cop: this him? Me: yea Cop: he's burnt pretty bad huh Me: yea Cop: ... Me: ... Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation"
"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"
"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"
"PETER PIPER: honey i picked another peck of pickled peppers WIFE: [motioning to pantry already full of peppers] peter literally what the fu"
"Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in."
"Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow"
"""This sausage is the best!"" She said ""No,"" replied the German, ""it is the wurst!"""
"People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it"