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Joke of the Day

"I'll throw corrosive acid in the face of anyone who casually glaces at my computer screen while passing my cubicle."

"If Reddit was a blanket, what type of blanket would it be? One with a high thread count."

"[spelling bee] your word is 'hor d'oeuvre' ""can you use it in a sentence?"" yes...'I bet this kid can't spell hor d'oeuvre'"

"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"

"Life is like a cup of coffe. Dark and bitter."

"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."

"Where do cat astronauts go? Meowterspace"

"To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce"

"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."

"Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs."