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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated!"
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"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"
"What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)"
"In porn, large breasted women home alone order a LOT of pizza and never have money. They've lots to learn about nutrition & cash management."
"*throws a grenade at Bruno Mars' girlfriend* *Bruno Mars appears out of nowhere and catches it* *it explodes and both of them die*"
"A joke died on stage. It leaves behind an orphaned punchline."
"I'd catch a gently thrown tennis ball for you."
"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"
"Why aren't ""Blonde jokes"" funny? Cause they're stupid."
"I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues."