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Joke of the Day
"I just used ""volumizing"" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same."
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"Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!"
"There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter."
"What would you call a social media marketing genius? Masterbaiter"
"Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx"
"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Fey items are full of irony."
"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"