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Joke of the Day
"Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night."
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"Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you"
"A hipster's favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it"
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."
"The priest and the rabbi So, a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says:"" I recently fucked a little boy."" The rabbi responds:"" Out of what?"""
"What do you call the survivors of the holocaust? Residue."
"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."
"I liked you better before we met."
"The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend."