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Joke of the Day
"Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night."
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"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."
"what do you call a male suppository? A manpon"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you've already told her twice!"
"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"
"A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it"
"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."
"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"
"My neighbor was a vampire When I stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died."
"A girl called me the other day and said, ""Come on over, nobody's home""... I went over. Nobody was home"