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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."
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"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its own nuts... First guy says, ""I wish I could do that"" The other replies, ""you should try petting him first"""
"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."
"How do you call an unfanny comedian? A youtuber."
"How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie."
"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"
"What do you call a girl with two dicks right by her face? Cockeyed. Thought of this one in LA traffic! Hope I made it up..."
"How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl? Feel around for the dough nuts"