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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."
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"What type of fruit do twins prefer? Pears."
"What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I'm falling for you"
"One day my GPS is gonna say, ""You should know this one by now"" and shut off."
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"Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar The fourth one ducked."
"My new favorite drink at the bar. It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball."
"What's the difference between being hard at work and being hard at work. ...you can't be the latter if you're a teacher"
"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."
"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."