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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"
Next Joke
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved at each other."
"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."
"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."
"Why did God put the ring on Saturn? Because he liked it."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field!"
"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."
"I got a puppy for my ex. Fair trade."
"What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut? A Pi-cashew"
"How do moms in west Virginia know their daughter started her period? Her son's dick tasted like blood."