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Joke of the Day
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"So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit."
"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"
"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"
"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."
"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"
"What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water? ""It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."""
"I ate something evil and it's killing me... I don't know whether to get an ex-lax or an exorcist"
"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"
"A man walks into a bar... Ow"