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Joke of the Day

"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."

"If athletes get athletes foot. What do astronauts get? missile toe"

"Trump: ""I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants."" Pence: ""Fewer!"" Trump: ""Shhh, don't call me that yet."""

"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"

"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"

"Im wearing my camouflaged underwear. They'll never see me cuming"

"Went to the Doctor Yesterday... Went to the Doctor yesterday, he thinks I suffer from Paranoia... Well, he didn't say that, but I know he is thinking it!"

"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."

"Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution? He was sofa king comfortable."

"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"