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Joke of the Day

"9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again"

"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."

"Took the family out for doughnuts They did not like having to give blood."

"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."

"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"

"How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."

"You wanna know who sounds like an owl?"

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"

"How do you make a fat chick orgasm? Who cares....."