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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"
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"Man with five penises As the man with five penises put on a condom, he sighed. ""Fits like a glove."""
"If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats."
"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"
"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."
"A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - ""do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"" ""Nope"" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit."
"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""
"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."
"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."
"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"