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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"
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"How to paint a live flamingo: 1. Get a live flamingo 2. Paint it"
"How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower? Give her a shovel."
"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."
"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."
"occupation: the family disappointment"
"A horse trots into a bar . . . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - ""Why the long feces?"""
"I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh... Divorced the wife."
"What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day."