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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"

"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."

"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"

"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."

"Sea jokes aren't for little kids. They're too salty."

"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."

"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""

"I don't need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Not because 7-8-9."