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"How do you make a fat chick orgasm? Who cares....."
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"What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"I was late to a meeting traveling to West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s."
"No Olympian will ever be better at medaling than the gang on Scooby Doo."
"People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."
"You know what really surprised me about the debate tonight? Turns out it *is* possible to have a worse moderator than the team over at /r/news!"
"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""
"We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."
"Man goes into the store... ...and he's quite startled by what he sees. The clerk has these great bushy eyebrows. Horrified, the man stutters, ""Can eyebrows your inventory?"""