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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."
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"*calls mom* ""Ma I made 3 friends on twitter today"" *long pause* ""Mom?"" *mom stares at 3 fake twitter accounts she made, fights tears* ""Mom?"""
"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"
"My friend asked me what I thought about internet message boards. I said, I'm all forum."
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."
"A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint in the English Channel. 32 sailors have been marooned"
"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"
"I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest"