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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!"

"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"

"A recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."

"How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V."

"A Russian guy goes for an eye test The doctor tells him to read the following : MHXYHDGUGNKAZ. Then the Russian says,""Read this? I even know that guy, he is my cousin's friend."

"Shout out to my arms They're always by my side"

"I just got fired from the calendar factory All I just did was take a day off..."

"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"Saw that new ""Legend"" film at the weekend... It was Kray Kray...."