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Joke of the Day
"I just got fired from the calendar factory All I just did was take a day off..."
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"""Mary had a little lamb. had."" -wolf"
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"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"
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"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."
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"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."