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Joke of the Day

"A Russian guy goes for an eye test The doctor tells him to read the following : MHXYHDGUGNKAZ. Then the Russian says,""Read this? I even know that guy, he is my cousin's friend."

"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""

"Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas."

"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs."

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way."

"Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore."

"I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience"

"I put on Shrek and fell asleep. I woke up and it was over. I ogre slept."

"My computer is going very very ... FAST. IT Helpdesk joke"