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Joke of the Day
"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"
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"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"
"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."
"I can't stand people who have to use a wheelchair That's all."
"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."
"Satan has a facebook account, apparently."
"""So, is there a MRS. A-Z?"" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz"
"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."
"Alarm company: We need your emergency contact info. Me: (eating chips) My dog doesn't have a cell phone."
"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's got only his shelf to blame."