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Joke of the Day

"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh."

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fits like a glove."

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"me: How many calls do I get? cop: one me: What do you think is more likely? a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel?"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field"

"Why did the chicken crossed the road? To piss off drivers"

"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"

"I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing."

"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."

"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."