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Joke of the Day
"Saw that new ""Legend"" film at the weekend... It was Kray Kray...."
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"When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?"
"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."
"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"
"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."
"You can eat a huge bag of cashews right in front of a cop and he can't do shit about it because cashews aren't illegal."
"My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club. I just hope they have good cushions.."
"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."
"If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank"
"I just put a cat & a mouse in a cage and I must say, this is nothing like Tom & Jerry."