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Joke of the Day
"What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!"
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"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord? My ass!"
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"Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business."
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"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."