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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once sneezed on a woman at the bank and got her pregnant"
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"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
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"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."
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"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large."