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Joke of the Day

"Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps? Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D"

"Not to brag but I can produce cute children. DNA and all. Call me?"

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"Did you hear about the water that evaporated? It will be mist."

"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."

"If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why."

"So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E"

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

"I phoned a local restaurant. I said, ""Hello, can I make a booking for tonight?"" They said, ""I'm sorry, we haven't got any tables."" ""That's ridiculous,"" I said. ""How do you serve the food?"""

"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."