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Joke of the Day

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it ""Fruits and Vegetables"""

"Infants annoy me How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? you nail it's other hand to the floor"

"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."

"I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning Now she won't shut up about him!"

"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"

"What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis? A coughcoughony!"

"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"

"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm changing!"