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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."

"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."

"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""

"Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse."

"Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!"

"Why do I love putting down kids without parents? Cause endorphins make me feel good."

"My favourite anti joke."