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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag but I can produce cute children. DNA and all. Call me?"
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"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."
"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."
"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"
"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."
"What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac"
"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."
"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."