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Joke of the Day
"So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E"
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"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."
"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people! White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!"
"Being in love is amazing, the way it takes your breath away, closes your air passages and renders you unconscio--no, wait, that's asthma."
"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"
"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"
"People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is."
"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."