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Joke of the Day

"If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why."

"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."

"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said... ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"It took a lot of balls for me to go on the Channel 4 show ""Embarrassing Bodies"". Three actually."

"Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got."

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. The fraction guy reminded me of this."

"My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school."