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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how in the hell did they get in there?"

"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"

"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"

"Why are gay guy's houses so clean? Because they are so anal!"

"[commercial for rakes] ""Are u tired of eating leaves?"""

"mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!? [flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's ""Love Story"" in the car on the way over] me: Yes"

"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"

"Don't argui with r/jokes... There's too many ri-postes."