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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay guy's houses so clean? Because they are so anal!"
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"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""
"Grammar Nazi. ""Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes, soldier?"""
"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water."
"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"
"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"
"What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? When they fall on their backs they're fucked"
"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"