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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"
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"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."
"A tornado hit a local dairy farm. Da-Brie was scattered everywhere!"
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"What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !"
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"I'd rather see a guy with a machete walking towards me than someone with a clipboard."