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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"
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"Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision"
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full I heard this on a radio show and thought it was worth sharing"
"What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? Nebola"
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff"
"Heard about the magic tractor? It went down a road and turned into a field."
"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."
"dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg. im furious"
"I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."
"I was gonna make a joke about Alzheimers.. ..but I forgot what it was."