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Joke of the Day
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"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"
"What's a pirates favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrrrrbyyyyssss"
"I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only ""disappointed"" in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there"
"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."
"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"
"[wakes up & turns to wife] ""I had a nightmare. You died."" ""Aw. It was just a-"" ""Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast."""
"ME: I'm worthless. DAD: Remember, son: you owe eighty thousand dollars in student loans. You're less than worthless."
"Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff"
"If a man's signature is called a ""John Hancock"" what do you call a woman's? Historically insignificant. Full disclosure: Heard on the radio this morning on my way to work."