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Joke of the Day
"Next time someone says ""Your Mom"" ""Let's get off moms, cause I just got off yours."""
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"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."
"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."
"RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?"
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."
"[US] THIS WOULD BE GREAT ON NETFLIX!! I'm still waiting for that porno category..."
"Anyone hear what Russia is eating for Christmas? Turkey... Too soon?"
"""I'm sure if I show my gf my Twitter, she'll understand it's just for fun."" Said a bunch of now single guys."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool."
"Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time."