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Joke of the Day
"Next time someone says ""Your Mom"" ""Let's get off moms, cause I just got off yours."""
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"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"
"A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt. But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens."
"Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well."
"Cop: ""Any idea why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""you've got a fat guy fetish?"" Cop: ..."
"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."
"The Sun is similar to Beer Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Beer rises in yeast and sets in the waist ."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."
"Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"