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Joke of the Day
"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"
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"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"
"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."
"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "
"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"
"What do Coors Light and sex on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water. (credit goes to my dad for this one...)"
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
"I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again."
"Why are mountain jokes the best? Because they're HILLarious"
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