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Joke of the Day
"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"
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"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"
"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
"The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money."
"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."
"Who is Bob Dylan's favourite soccer player? Harry Kane."
"When I die, I want my tombstone to read ""He died doing what he loved. Hating whatever he was doing."""